Unlucky, really.

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heythereyouare: i would kill for this shirt

heythereyouare:

i would kill for this shirt

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dathomo: storyofanawesomeguy: distraction: aw there's a girl...

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:

aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I'm sure she is getting all choked up

It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

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Part I of calling small towns in America.

Me: Hi, I'm calling about the position you have advertised? I was wondering if you take applicants...

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It was witty enough for me. Or sassy. I'm not sure. You're just fun to talk to. You didn't answer me though, how are you?

I'm fun? Oh, never ;) I'm fine. How are you?

Mmmmm mine too what's your favorite kind of pizza and ice cream?

Meatlovers pizza and chocolate ice cream. Obviously not together, but I have had ice cream on a...

whats your confessions?

Oh a while ago some people started sending me anonymous confessions, i've started a page for...

You want to get a drink?

It's late for me and I am a little drunk. So you win this round of witty banter. How are you?

Wait….that was witty banter? Oh, my dear anon. You need to get some rest. :)

If we got married you would be my wife. I'd try to further motivate you to make that jump, but I think that my point has already been made.

i'd expect if I married someone I would, indeed, be their wife….clearly, i'm...